Post by chocolatedog on Aug 16, 2006 8:15:24 GMT
Two New Jersey hunters are in the woods when one falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other calls the emergency services.
He gasps: " My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a shot is heard. The hunter's voice comes back on the line. "OK, now what?"
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Did you hear about the two sociologists who met in the street? One said to the other: "How's your wife?" The other thought for a minute: "Compared to what?"
He gasps: " My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a shot is heard. The hunter's voice comes back on the line. "OK, now what?"
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Did you hear about the two sociologists who met in the street? One said to the other: "How's your wife?" The other thought for a minute: "Compared to what?"
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